Infamous George Bush Moments

George Bush Funny moments caught on Camera

President Bush, for all his faults, was a comedian's dream come true. Whether he was stumbling over pronunciations, making statements that didn't make any sense, or laughing at his own mistakes while delivering a speech, President Bush made butchering the English language into an art form. Here's the text of this clip of President Bush making some of his most infamous mistakes…

"And so, in my state, my state of the union, or state, my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation…"

"I know that human being and fish can coexist peacefully..."

"And American needs a military where our breast and brightest are proud to serve and proud to stay…"

"If you're a single mother with two children, which is the toughest job in American as far as I'm concerned, and you're working hard to put food on your family."

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"Too many good docs are getting out of business, too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with woman all across the country…"

"There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says: Fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again."

Some of our other favorite Bushisms include:

• "So I analyzed that and decided I didn't want to be the president during a depression greater than the Great Depression, or the beginning of a depression greater than the Great Depression."
• "I think war is a dangerous place."
• "This is historic times."
• "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."
• "And so during these holiday seasons, we thank our blessings…"
• "It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life."
• "I want to appreciate those of you who wear our nation's uniform for your sacrifice."
• "In terms of the economy, look, I inherited a recession, I am ending on a recession."